Is It Nice to Stay Decentralized [Music]

[Verse 1] I pinned my manifesto to a folding chair Sent it through a server farm somewhere No central boss, no velvet rope Just twelve blue buttons and a broken scope My neighbor says, “Who checks the facts?” I say, “The comments section handles that” Then a thumbnail screams in seven fonts And my careful plan becomes a breakfast rant [Pre-Chorus] If the map keeps moving, where’s the town? If every king logs off, who wears the crown? [Chorus] Is it nice to stay decentralized When twenty-seven comes around? Rumble and BitChute make me laugh While the internet votes on who gets banned No palace, no throne, no golden gate Just everyone yelling at the loading state Is it nice to stay decentralized When the whole parade forgets the route? [Verse 2] I made a little union of independent feeds They each demand a password, a fee, and my seeds One says, “Trust the crowd,” one says, “Trust the code” One sells a seminar beside the download The moderators formed a breakaway state Then outsourced the borders to an automated gate I asked for a refund, got a twelve-part thread With a cartoon eagle telling me to read [Pre-Chorus] If no one’s in charge, who moves the line? If all roads are free, why’s the toll sign mine? [Chorus] Is it nice to stay decentralized When twenty-seven comes around? Rumble and BitChute make me laugh While the internet votes on who gets banned No palace, no throne, no golden gate Just everyone yelling at the loading state Is it nice to stay decentralized When the whole parade forgets the route? [Bridge] We split the app into a thousand little apps Put the login in a box and mailed it to the maps We voted on the font, we debated on the name Then built a fresh committee to decentralize the same [Final Chorus] Is it nice to stay decentralized When twenty-seven comes around? Rumble and BitChute make me laugh I’m platform-neutral, falling through the cloud No palace, no throne, no golden gate Just forty-seven terms I have to validate Is it nice to stay decentralized When the whole parade forgets the route? [Outro] No boss, no center, no plan in sight Please click “accept” to restore the night