BMH - Cranberry Carnage [English]

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© 2026 Black Metal Humor Donate https://blackmetalhumor.blogspot.com/donate Lyrics: From the darkness of the forest, I arise, With my massive claws and burning eyes, I shall conquer the realm of pastry dough, Ancient power in the oven's glow! CRANBERRY CARNAGE! CRIMSON SIEGE! Baking metal, extreme fatigue! The bear is rising, iron will ignite, Pies of thunder through the night! I am crushing berries into dust, Fury drives my primal crust, Sugar falls like winter snow, Butter melts in streams of woe! CRANBERRY CARNAGE! CRIMSON SIEGE! Baking metal, extreme fatigue! The bear is rising, iron will ignite, Pies of thunder through the night! Flames are screaming from the pit, I control the heat, I am legit, Seventeen hundred degrees of hate, The golden crust determines fate! CRANBERRY CARNAGE! CRIMSON SIEGE! Baking metal, extreme fatigue! The bear is rising, iron will ignite, Pies of thunder through the night! Now I open the abyss of fire, My creation lifts me ever higher, Forty pies emerge as one, The cosmic battle has been won! CRANBERRY CARNAGE! CRIMSON SIEGE! Baking metal, extreme fatigue! The bear is rising, iron will ignite, Pies of thunder through the night! CRANBERRY CARNAGE! CRIMSON SIEGE! Baking metal, extreme fatigue! The bear is rising, iron will ignite, Pies of thunder through the night! #BMH #BlackMetalHumor #Bear #blackmetal #rawblackmetal #humormetal #humor #music #jokemetal #jokerock #jokemusic #lolmusic #lolmetal #lolrock

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