Borg Bastion--Triad: The Lunar Skywave

High Tension Chapter Twelve Borg Bastion--Triad: The Lunar Skywave Work of science fiction "Captain, Intel intercepted a rogue broadcast originating approximately three hours and fifty-five minutes southwest of Restricted Zone Charlie...from a megacity the humans used to call New York. They flagged it immediately due to allusions to chaos and crises over the past fifty-two years according to their misguided calendrical system---which you did order to be utilized lest too many humans be alerted to the truth. The broadcast is a little over seven minutes long and is two unknown females discussing a brief history surrounding an alleged historical figure named Wolf Jackman who is rumored to have spray-painted hundreds of vehicles stuck in a place called Modesto in the early seventies and then later sold his hair for a gallon of gas. But historical oddities aside, Intel is requesting you review this immediately." "Very well, Recon. I will give due diligence to this matter. I am also directing all patrol units to seize and destroy any radio transmitter or receiver found within a hundred mile radius. Intel knows what to do with the Huawei and ZTE units. Continue to have Recon monitor for communications between Little Venice, Distrito Colombia and the Chin Dynasty. Oh, and remind Intel to place smiley face stickers on all devices sent out, along with a demolition pop-up book and card telling them to "Enjoy the weather" in each shipment. That is all. Carry on."